let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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