I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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