when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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