Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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