Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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