Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
