He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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