i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I deserve this hangover.
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