sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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