It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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