we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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