curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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