Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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