I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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