You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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