Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You were trust falling into bushes
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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