the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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