Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
