found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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