very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just had sex on a roof
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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