Soap is not a condiment
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
bring money and cleavage
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I just found puke in my bra..
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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