He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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