You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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