So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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