I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
