he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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