i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
