dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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