i don't plan on having that self control this summer
no. you can't hotbox the world.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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