Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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