OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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