You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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