the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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