Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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