I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I wish I could punch you in the face.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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