I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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