Having a random hookup so left but love u
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
