dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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