MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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