I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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Oh Jesus.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
We are all done wearing pants today
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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