K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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