a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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