marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I supernannyed him into submission
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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