i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Randomize
