do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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