i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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