Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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