if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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