You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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