He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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