put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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