U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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