Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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