Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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