the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I just gift wrapped bread.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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