thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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