Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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