8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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